Everything but a paradigm-shift

A friend — let’s call her “K” — recently forwarded to me a list of the funniest “comments” programmers found embedded in computer code by their various creators. This one was too good not to pass on… it uses so much corporate jargon, it’s really a poem in itself:

*  This method leverages collective synergy to drive 
*  "outside of the box" thinking and formulate key 
*  objectives into a win-win game plan with a
*  quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering  
*  key players to drive-up their core competencies and 
*  increase expectations with an all-around initiative
*  to drive down the bottom-line.

I think somebody was sick of programming by committee!

I’m not a programmer, but I’ve recently been learning some HTML & CSS. All of the sudden all my friend K’s jokes are friggin’ hilarious.

If you’re interested, you can click here for the full list on Stackoverflow.com.

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